Sweatpants in the Shower
Mag, Mag, Mag, MAG
Bryan Meyer
Issue date: 2/26/10 Section: Comics
Goodmorning! Quick story, so tiny column. Basically went on an impulse buy. Well, I found out my friend had a thousand dollars in the bank, so I took him on a extremely influenced buy. I wanted a PS3, and I was getting one.
Turns out that every Walmart in 40 miles was sold out, as were the Gamestops. So I drove 2 hours away, paid for about 1/4 of the system, and happily drove back.
Downside, turns out About9000jews is a bannable name after leveling up in MAG. I've used that name for years! When I die, it says "Mr.green killed About9000jews". That's awesome and made of win!
But apparently offensive...so I'm gonna change it to About9000Gentiles, and see if I get banned again. I will keep you updated on such doublestandards!
Your Procrastinating MAG Editor,
Bryan Meyer
P.S. is Canada's new national sport going to be curling?
Turns out that every Walmart in 40 miles was sold out, as were the Gamestops. So I drove 2 hours away, paid for about 1/4 of the system, and happily drove back.
Downside, turns out About9000jews is a bannable name after leveling up in MAG. I've used that name for years! When I die, it says "Mr.green killed About9000jews". That's awesome and made of win!
But apparently offensive...so I'm gonna change it to About9000Gentiles, and see if I get banned again. I will keep you updated on such doublestandards!
Your Procrastinating MAG Editor,
Bryan Meyer
P.S. is Canada's new national sport going to be curling?
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CosmicBandito69
posted 3/01/10 @ 2:37 AM EST
What is so awesome about that name? It sounds racist, but I really have no idea. Why would someone want to have it say "so and so killed about9000jews?" Am I missing something here? I'm not Jewish, and don't really know Jewish history, but I know about the Nazis, and that is what I associate that name with, rightly or wrongly. (Continued…)
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