America, eh?
Matt Meany
Issue date: 2/26/10 Section: Sports
The grade that I'm going to get on my Anthropology test should be higher, but I watched America destroy Canada in men's hockey on Sunday night instead of studying. I'll get over it. Now to the game, let's do this.
I'm a die-hard Rangers fan, but I've got to give it to Ryan Miller. He stood on his head in the net against a ridiculously offensive and talented team. Canada can suck on these...
I live with a Sabres fan and he wouldn't stop talking about Miller. Do you know how annoying Buffalo fans are? I'm sorry, but once a pro athlete on a Buffalo team does something good, Buffalo fans use that one performance to argue for like, two years. Okay, Miller did a great job. Now put him in the goal in the gold medal game, and I'll give him some respect. Canada can still suck on these...
Sidney Crosby… What a, ugh, I don't even know what to call him. He is the biggest sore loser in professional sports, and he plays like a girl. I bet you that a U.S. figure skater could kick his ass in a hockey fight. Canada... Crosby can suck on these...
All you Canadians on campus can hate me all you want, but America whooped your ass fair and square. You could come up with so many excuses and it still wouldn't matter. We simply proved that we are a better team than you. Oh Canada! Dear Lord, this is your national sport, you should be putting up 11 goals on everyone. What's going on?
Now I know it's not a game with a medal on the line but it was still a big win for the U.S. when Chris Drury scored a big goal for the U.S. Figures he shows up to play for Team U.S.A., but you throw a Rangers uniform on him and he looks like a giraffe ice. Guess what Canada? You still lost.
Back to Crosby though, he is such a 'girly man.' You never see this guy get physical with anybody because he can't take a hit. Ovechkin laid out Jaromir Jagr in the Russia versus Czech Republic game. Huge hit, I mean he put him on his ass. If it were Crosby instead of Jagr, Crosby would still be laying on the ice crying his eyes out right now.
Ok, I feel that I have harassed Canada enough for now.
I can't believe the Knicks traded Nate Robinson. It makes me upset, but he's probably a better fit in Boston. But I like what Eddie House brings to the team. Plus, big things are coming this summer for the Knicks. LBJ, DWade and Amare coming to New York. Ha, I wish baby.
Enjoy the weekend my people.
I'm a die-hard Rangers fan, but I've got to give it to Ryan Miller. He stood on his head in the net against a ridiculously offensive and talented team. Canada can suck on these...
I live with a Sabres fan and he wouldn't stop talking about Miller. Do you know how annoying Buffalo fans are? I'm sorry, but once a pro athlete on a Buffalo team does something good, Buffalo fans use that one performance to argue for like, two years. Okay, Miller did a great job. Now put him in the goal in the gold medal game, and I'll give him some respect. Canada can still suck on these...
Sidney Crosby… What a, ugh, I don't even know what to call him. He is the biggest sore loser in professional sports, and he plays like a girl. I bet you that a U.S. figure skater could kick his ass in a hockey fight. Canada... Crosby can suck on these...
All you Canadians on campus can hate me all you want, but America whooped your ass fair and square. You could come up with so many excuses and it still wouldn't matter. We simply proved that we are a better team than you. Oh Canada! Dear Lord, this is your national sport, you should be putting up 11 goals on everyone. What's going on?
Now I know it's not a game with a medal on the line but it was still a big win for the U.S. when Chris Drury scored a big goal for the U.S. Figures he shows up to play for Team U.S.A., but you throw a Rangers uniform on him and he looks like a giraffe ice. Guess what Canada? You still lost.
Back to Crosby though, he is such a 'girly man.' You never see this guy get physical with anybody because he can't take a hit. Ovechkin laid out Jaromir Jagr in the Russia versus Czech Republic game. Huge hit, I mean he put him on his ass. If it were Crosby instead of Jagr, Crosby would still be laying on the ice crying his eyes out right now.
Ok, I feel that I have harassed Canada enough for now.
I can't believe the Knicks traded Nate Robinson. It makes me upset, but he's probably a better fit in Boston. But I like what Eddie House brings to the team. Plus, big things are coming this summer for the Knicks. LBJ, DWade and Amare coming to New York. Ha, I wish baby.
Enjoy the weekend my people.
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lol
posted 2/26/10 @ 3:06 PM EST
so. that scared of crosby, eh?
James
posted 3/01/10 @ 12:48 PM EST
Yo Meany... Suck on silver! Hahahahahahhahaha!
Grunt
posted 3/02/10 @ 12:09 AM EST
sucking on silver must cause brain damage.
A Random Canadian
posted 3/02/10 @ 12:53 PM EST
hahaha, how is that crow tasting Meany? Crosby Scores!!!Canada RULES!! Most GOLD medals ever, including the one that means the most: Mens Hockey. Suck on these. (Continued…)
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